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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55172608557442,"sku":null,"price":259.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/5B5B6EF0-C61D-400C-B1E2-E64D773EAA99.jpg?v=1746216770"},{"product_id":"upcycled-appliqued-long-sleeve-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Long Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eappliqued sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine appliqued landscape motif on dead stock purple sweat. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55172610687362,"sku":null,"price":259.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/3C764A2A-4BB6-4E9F-9B65-7B541274E29B.jpg?v=1746215931"},{"product_id":"upcycled-appliqued-long-sleeve-sweat-1","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Long Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eappliqued sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine appliqued landscape motif on dead stock wine-red sweat. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55172611670402,"sku":null,"price":259.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/1EB564EF-6080-4D7E-A588-19E53DD490E8.jpg?v=1746217644"},{"product_id":"upcycled-letterman-short-sleeve-sweat","title":"Useless Letterman Short Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003enumber applique short sleeve sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage red sweatshirt with raw-edged cut sleeves upcycled with applique sports numbers to the front and top sleeve. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK8-12\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55176328085890,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/IMG-3594.jpg?v=1746392077"},{"product_id":"upcycled-letterman-short-sleeve-sweat-1","title":"Useless Letterman Short Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003enumber applique short sleeve sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage mustard yellow sweatshirt with raw-edged cut sleeves upcycled with applique sports numbers to the front. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK8-12\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55176330477954,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/IMG-3598.jpg?v=1746392245"},{"product_id":"upcyled-vintage-levis-501s","title":"Useless Upcyled Vintage Levi's 501s","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless patched 501s.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA covetable pair of washed-out Levi's 501s with that lovely soft vintage handle. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55213276201346,"sku":null,"price":139.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/2B555A60-AE30-4976-8EFF-1E3235EF38AD.jpg?v=1748784137"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-yellow-mickey-sweat","title":"Useless Yellow Mickey Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eMickey Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA great opportunity to snap up a vintage Mickey Sweatshirt uniquely upcycled with hand embroidered Useless letters at the neckline and 'Useless Crap' chain sttching to the front body. 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This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55241228943746,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/DDF91E22-8756-47FF-8806-10C66F44A74D.jpg?v=1748696636"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-white-baby-t","title":"Useless Upcycled White Baby T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eWhite T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA great opportunity to snap up a dead stock blank white baby T uniquely upcycled with hand embroidered 'Useless Crap' chain sttching to the front body. This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55241239363970,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/B7618741-366D-4E58-9932-D8470ABB9B29.jpg?v=1774084689"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-faded-raspberry-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Faded Raspberry Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved faded Raspberry Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis one is a beauty - a vintage faded raspberry-coloured sweatshirt with short sleeves. It features chain-stitched 'Useless Crap' to the front body plus scattered hand embroidery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK 8-12 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55259017019778,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A85293E7-BACB-4D38-A407-E307DB8B0191.jpg?v=1749236107"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-sportif-style-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Sportif-Style Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeaturing our super-popular sportif-style 3 stripe cotton tape applique to the shoulders, this vintage blue short-sleeved sweat has chain-stitched 'Useless' motif to the front body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK 6-10 depending on bagginess required. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55259020525954,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/8C3C2F1C-FFBE-42B4-B090-69CF46FFF288.jpg?v=1749236030"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-faded-raspberry-sweat-copy","title":"Useless Upcycled Red Sportif-Style Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved Red Sweat with zig-zag stitched sports numbers. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIt features ombre-coloured, machine-stitched numbers to the front body and upper arm left and right. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK XS-M depending on bagginess required. Model is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55303283933570,"sku":"","price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-IMG_0348.jpg?v=1757336096"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-sky-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eUseless Sky Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSnap up this blank blue sweat uniquely up-cycled with hand stitched, multicoloured 'Useless' letter squares to the front body. This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBest fit: UK 6-10 depending on bagginess required.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55303399276930,"sku":"","price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A405D629-814C-4A49-81E4-265BF8322258.jpg?v=1757605177"},{"product_id":"re-worked-cashmere-frill-top","title":"Useless Re-worked Cashmere Frill Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eCashmere Frill Top\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCream Cashmere Top with rainbow frill along breast line leading up to shoulders. 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Includes 'Useless' embroidered in yellow darn across the right hand breast and a snoopy stitched-on patch on the left breast, as well as an additional patch on the left hand shoulder. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55330213953922,"sku":null,"price":269.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-B0FF4F1D-CEC1-4DD3-88AD-D2E8206C1B5A_1_201_a.jpg?v=1757351333"},{"product_id":"new-drop-snoopy-sportif-style-grey-sweat","title":"Useless Snoopy Sportif-style Grey Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless\u003c\/em\u003e Snoopy Sportif-style Grey Sweat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy this simple but cool short-sleeved grey snoopy sweat. 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Includes a snoopy character on the front body, decorated with appliquéd 'Useless' Patches, sown on with multi-coloured threads. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCool Wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55330251669890,"sku":null,"price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A0CCD320-A969-4A66-BA9A-BAA2C3638BE5_1_201_a.jpg?v=1757324669"},{"product_id":"new-drop-black-useless-embroidered-t","title":"Useless Black embroidered T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Black embroidered T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA simple but edgy piece, enjoy this black v-neck T decorated with appliquéd 'Useless' patches on the upper front body, sown on with multi-coloured threads. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55330260877698,"sku":null,"price":149.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/1C424DF9-0FC5-4ED7-B543-A8EDDD509230.jpg?v=1750866704"},{"product_id":"new-drop-white-t-blue-blue-embroidery-pink-orange-tab","title":"Useless White T Blue\/Blue Embroidery + Pink\/Orange Tab","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Embroidered Motif T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDead stock 70s white T which features the Useless motif embroidered to the front together with the signature double tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: XS-S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 5 11\" and size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton. Cool wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55358645272962,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/0CE33214-CE46-43F9-928B-E4403200DB5B.jpg?v=1751546782"},{"product_id":"new-drop-white-t-red-yellow-useless-crap-embroidery","title":"Useless White T + Red\/Yellow 'Useless Crap' Embroidery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Embroidered Motif T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDead stock 70s white T which features the Useless motif embroidered to the front together with the signature double tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: XS-S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 5 11\" and size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton. Cool wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55358648320386,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/C5D9404C-2759-4FEE-B07B-59981D1424EA.jpg?v=1751546567"},{"product_id":"new-drop-white-t-with-green-orange-neck-embroidery","title":"Useless White T with Green\/Orange Neck Embroidery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Embroidered Motif T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDead stock 70s white T which features the Useless motif embroidered to the front together with the signature double tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: XS-S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 5 11\" and size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton. Cool wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55358751441282,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/F48B0F67-8275-423E-9AF6-B80581154CFD.jpg?v=1751548313"},{"product_id":"new-drop-appliqued-useless-v-neck","title":"Useless Appliqued 'Useless' V Neck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e70s d\u003c\/em\u003eead stock white V-neck with machine-appliqued Useless letters to the front and sports-style '67' appliqued numbers to the back. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK XS-M. Model is 5 11\" and wears a S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55359298503042,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/D9DE70C5-6D00-4482-94AE-832F9BF82C79.jpg?v=1751552840"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-pale-levis-gingham-patch","title":"Useless Upcycled Pale Levis + Gingham Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabulous pair of pale vintage Levi's reimagined with zig zag embroidery across the back yoke and front pocket. Features a gingham patch tot the back waist. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: denim size XS-M depending on how you wish to wear them. 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