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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55172608557442,"sku":null,"price":259.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/5B5B6EF0-C61D-400C-B1E2-E64D773EAA99.jpg?v=1746216770"},{"product_id":"upcycled-appliqued-long-sleeve-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Long Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eappliqued sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine appliqued landscape motif on dead stock purple sweat. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55172610687362,"sku":null,"price":259.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/3C764A2A-4BB6-4E9F-9B65-7B541274E29B.jpg?v=1746215931"},{"product_id":"upcycled-appliqued-long-sleeve-sweat-1","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Long Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eappliqued sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine appliqued landscape motif on dead stock wine-red sweat. Will fit UK 8-12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55172611670402,"sku":null,"price":259.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/1EB564EF-6080-4D7E-A588-19E53DD490E8.jpg?v=1746217644"},{"product_id":"upcycled-letterman-short-sleeve-sweat","title":"Useless Letterman Short Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003enumber applique short sleeve sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage red sweatshirt with raw-edged cut sleeves upcycled with applique sports numbers to the front and top sleeve. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK8-12\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55176328085890,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/IMG-3594.jpg?v=1746392077"},{"product_id":"upcycled-letterman-short-sleeve-sweat-1","title":"Useless Letterman Short Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003enumber applique short sleeve sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage mustard yellow sweatshirt with raw-edged cut sleeves upcycled with applique sports numbers to the front. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK8-12\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55176330477954,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/IMG-3598.jpg?v=1746392245"},{"product_id":"upcycled-sportif-style-short-sleeve-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Sportif Style Short Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003enumber applique short sleeve sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA winning style in vibrant royal blue, this vintage sweatshirt with raw-edged short sleeves has been upcycled with applique sports numbers to the front and sleeve. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55180492308866,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/3CEBCDF3-A843-4A44-8A5C-A5039F607319.jpg?v=1746809053"},{"product_id":"upcycled-vintage-mickey-mouse-sweatshirt","title":"Useless Upcycled Vintage Mickey Mouse Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eMickey Mouse Sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCovetable vintage Mickey Mouse sweatshirt in navy blue with raw-edged short sleeves, Mickey Mouse motif to the front, 'Useless Crap' embroidery to the neckline and rainbow trim tape to the sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK8-12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55187358253442,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/C6A8E55C-133D-4E4D-A58C-A216D9987A4F.jpg?v=1757398121"},{"product_id":"upcycled-teal-short-sleeve-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Teal Short Sleeve Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003enumber applique short sleeve sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA winning style in vibrant teal, this vintage sweatshirt with raw-edged short sleeves has been upcycled with hand embroidered 'useless' motif to the front and appliqued cotton sports-style stripes to the sleeve. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: Womens: 8-12 depending on how it is worn. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55210783900034,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/B5BE00FE-D9C3-4600-9AB8-508C6497C850.jpg?v=1747857284"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-electric-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Electric Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eupcycled short sleeve sweatshirt with sports stripe applique\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA winning style in vibrant electric blue, this vintage sweatshirt features raw-edged short sleeves together with hand embroidered 'useless' motif to the front. 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This garment is an easy fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-12 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. 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This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55241228943746,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/DDF91E22-8756-47FF-8806-10C66F44A74D.jpg?v=1748696636"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-faded-raspberry-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Faded Raspberry Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved faded Raspberry Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis one is a beauty - a vintage faded raspberry-coloured sweatshirt with short sleeves. It features chain-stitched 'Useless Crap' to the front body plus scattered hand embroidery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK 8-12 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55259017019778,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A85293E7-BACB-4D38-A407-E307DB8B0191.jpg?v=1749236107"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-sportif-style-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Sportif-Style Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeaturing our super-popular sportif-style 3 stripe cotton tape applique to the shoulders, this vintage blue short-sleeved sweat has chain-stitched 'Useless' motif to the front body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK 6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55259020525954,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/8C3C2F1C-FFBE-42B4-B090-69CF46FFF288.jpg?v=1749236030"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-faded-raspberry-sweat-copy","title":"Useless Upcycled Red Sportif-Style Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved Red Sweat with zig-zag stitched sports numbers. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIt features ombre-coloured, machine-stitched numbers to the front body and upper arm left and right. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK XS-M depending on bagginess required. Model is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55303283933570,"sku":"","price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-IMG_0348.jpg?v=1757336096"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-sky-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eUseless Sky Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSnap up this blank blue sweat uniquely up-cycled with hand stitched, multicoloured 'Useless' letter squares to the front body. This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBest fit: UK 6-10 depending on bagginess required.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55303399276930,"sku":"","price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A405D629-814C-4A49-81E4-265BF8322258.jpg?v=1757605177"},{"product_id":"re-worked-cashmere-frill-top","title":"Useless Re-worked Cashmere Frill Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eCashmere Frill Top\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCream Cashmere Top with rainbow frill along breast line leading up to shoulders. We've hand repaired areas of wear with a neon pink acrylic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest Fit: UK 6-8\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55322000884098,"sku":"","price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/IMG-3374.jpg?v=1750765595"},{"product_id":"new-drop-snoopy-sportif-style-grey-sweat","title":"Useless Snoopy Sportif-style Grey Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless\u003c\/em\u003e Snoopy Sportif-style Grey Sweat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy this simple but cool short-sleeved grey snoopy sweat. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCool Wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55330239545730,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-75E2EDB8-28C4-4F87-A1AF-FFD5F44043D1_1_201_a_e192b292-da29-4913-99b1-08ef4a5bc811.jpg?v=1757326556"},{"product_id":"new-drop-useless-snoopy-green-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Snoopy Green Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eSnoopy Green Sweat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy this vibrant green vintage snoopy sweat. Includes a snoopy character on the front body, decorated with appliquéd 'Useless' Patches, sown on with multi-coloured threads. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. 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Includes a snoopy bicycle print and two coloured tabs at the hem. The hem has been raised to create a shorter, more boxy fit. Features a blue and white gingham patch on the sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55647119475074,"sku":null,"price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-C5CFAA95-6FA5-4684-9535-C064C1915129_1_201_a.jpg?v=1757345592"},{"product_id":"useless-snoopy-sweat-white","title":"Useless Snoopy Sweat White","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy this white vintage snoopy sweat. Includes a snoopy character on the front body, decorated with appliquéd 'Useless' star Patches, sown on with red thread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eBest fit: UK 8-10 depending on bagginess required. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eJust one available. 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