{"title":"Useless Ts and Vests","description":"\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless only uses what already exists - vintage and deadstock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/h4\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"appliqued-white-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued White T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eappliqued  t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSnug cotton t-shirt with machine appliquéd denim landscape motif. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit UK 6-8.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S (UK 4-8)","offer_id":55172602921346,"sku":"","price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/6DEA77A4-E30F-45BF-8595-921930E2EBA8.jpg?v=1757397966"},{"product_id":"appliqued-biscuit-coloured-t","title":"Useless Appliqued Biscuit-coloured T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eappliqued  t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSnug cotton t-shirt with machine appliquéd denim landscape motif. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit UK 6-8.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S (UK 4-8)","offer_id":55172603052418,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/2731B4FA-6EDB-44A6-98B9-0176B8AE94D9.jpg?v=1746216210"},{"product_id":"upcycled-white-tank-with-useless-applique","title":"Useless Upcycled White Tank with ‘Useless’ appliqué","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003ewhite tank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDead stock white vest featuring \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003emachine-appliqué on the front and a double tab on the back of the neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eArmhole across35cm flat; \u003c\/span\u003eWaist 64cm;  Length 57cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK6-8\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55179288805762,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/44848A6C-34D2-49A7-A80B-E577B68C7BB8.jpg?v=1757398532"},{"product_id":"upcycled-unisex-t-with-sportif-numbers","title":"Useless Upcycled Unisex T with Sportif Numbers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eSportif Black T Shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOversized black T - fit is unisex - upcycled with hand-appliqued sports numbers to the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: Unisex S-L\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S S-L","offer_id":55187364479362,"sku":null,"price":139.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/EE012DD8-15AB-436E-9100-74B35B5FDA09.jpg?v=1746823112"},{"product_id":"upcycled-red-stripe-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Red Stripe T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eRed Stripe T Shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage red stripe T upcycled with appliqued 'Useless' motif.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: womens 6-10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S 6-10","offer_id":55187380470146,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/2777DD19-7F31-401B-8521-E09B3637300F.jpg?v=1746824777"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-appliques-long-sleeve-white-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Long Sleeve White T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003ewhite long sleeve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDead stock, great quality cotton, long sleeve white T featuring hand appliquéd ‘Useless’ motif to the front. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55213276201346,"sku":null,"price":139.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/2B555A60-AE30-4976-8EFF-1E3235EF38AD.jpg?v=1748784137"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-white-baby-t","title":"Useless Upcycled White Baby T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eWhite T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA great opportunity to snap up a dead stock blank white baby T uniquely upcycled with hand embroidered 'Useless Crap' chain sttching to the front body. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55359298503042,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/D9DE70C5-6D00-4482-94AE-832F9BF82C79.jpg?v=1751552840"},{"product_id":"new-upcycled-unisex-mickey-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Unisex Mickey T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUseless Mickey T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpcycled vintage Mickey T featuring hand-embroidered ‘useless crap’ at neck and abstract areas of embroidery to the front body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: one size \/ unisex. \u003cbr\u003eMake model is size L and 6 4”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55436039225730,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/0CF58D47-916C-4D5E-BA2F-834AB3D01C4F.jpg?v=1752834647"},{"product_id":"new-upcycled-unsiex-print-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Unisex Print T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Mallorca T\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpcycled vintage Mallorca print T featuring hand-embroidered ‘useless’ at neck and abstract areas of embroidery to the front body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: one size \/ unisex. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55436199920002,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/9F318699-17DA-4F67-943C-472FA33EDD51.jpg?v=1752859911"},{"product_id":"new-upcycled-unisex-sports-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Unisex Sports T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Sports Print T\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpcycled vintage sports print T featuring hand-embroidered ‘useless’ and abstract areas of embroidery to the front body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: one size \/ unisex. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55436270109058,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/F014033F-8A02-4ECE-AA79-359830250F24.jpg?v=1752843044"},{"product_id":"new-upcycled-unisex-jazzerciseasaurus-t","title":"Useless Upcycled Unisex Jazzerciseasaurus T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Jazzercseasaurus Print T\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpcycled 90s vintage print T featuring hand-embroidered ‘useless crap’ and abstract areas of embroidery to the front body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: one size \/ unisex. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e30 degree gentle wash\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55711637275010,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-DebbieHarry-BlondieVest.jpg?v=1758626904"},{"product_id":"useless-vintage-rolling-stones-t-shirt","title":"Useless Vintage Rolling Stones T Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eUpcycled vintage Rolling Stones Faded t shirt.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWith Useless hand embroidered around one arm cuff.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBest fit: UK 8-12 depending on desired fit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. 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