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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55176330477954,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/IMG-3598.jpg?v=1746392245"},{"product_id":"upcyled-vintage-levis-501s","title":"Useless Upcyled Vintage Levi's 501s","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless patched 501s.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA covetable pair of washed-out Levi's 501s with that lovely soft vintage handle. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55210783900034,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/B5BE00FE-D9C3-4600-9AB8-508C6497C850.jpg?v=1747857284"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-patched-hoodie","title":"Useless Upcycled Patched Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eupcycled orange hoodie with patches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic hoodie style in a vibrant orange shade, this vintage sweatshirt features tone-on-tone hand-embroidered 'useless' motif to the front and patches to the chest. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: Womens: 8-10 depending on how it is worn. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55241211707778,"sku":null,"price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/4B74B755-DEF9-46FF-847E-9284144CA023.jpg?v=1757398339"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-electric-blue-sweat-1","title":"Useless Upcycled Electric Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eElectric Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA great opportunity to snap up a dead stock blank sweat uniquely upcycled with hand embroidered 'Useless Crap' chain sttching to the front body. This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55241228943746,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/DDF91E22-8756-47FF-8806-10C66F44A74D.jpg?v=1748696636"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-white-baby-t","title":"Useless Upcycled White Baby T","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eWhite T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA great opportunity to snap up a dead stock blank white baby T uniquely upcycled with hand embroidered 'Useless Crap' chain sttching to the front body. This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55241239363970,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/B7618741-366D-4E58-9932-D8470ABB9B29.jpg?v=1774084689"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-faded-raspberry-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Faded Raspberry Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved faded Raspberry Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis one is a beauty - a vintage faded raspberry-coloured sweatshirt with short sleeves. It features chain-stitched 'Useless Crap' to the front body plus scattered hand embroidery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK 8-12 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55259017019778,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A85293E7-BACB-4D38-A407-E307DB8B0191.jpg?v=1749236107"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-sportif-style-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Sportif-Style Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFeaturing our super-popular sportif-style 3 stripe cotton tape applique to the shoulders, this vintage blue short-sleeved sweat has chain-stitched 'Useless' motif to the front body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK 6-10 depending on bagginess required. Model is an 8.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55259020525954,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/8C3C2F1C-FFBE-42B4-B090-69CF46FFF288.jpg?v=1749236030"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-faded-raspberry-sweat-copy","title":"Useless Upcycled Red Sportif-Style Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eShort Sleeved Red Sweat with zig-zag stitched sports numbers. \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIt features ombre-coloured, machine-stitched numbers to the front body and upper arm left and right. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK XS-M depending on bagginess required. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55303283933570,"sku":"","price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-IMG_0348.jpg?v=1757336096"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-sky-blue-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Blue Sweat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eUseless Sky Blue Sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSnap up this blank blue sweat uniquely up-cycled with hand stitched, multicoloured 'Useless' letter squares to the front body. This garment is a slim fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBest fit: UK 6-10 depending on bagginess required.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eModel is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"O\/S - will fit 8-12","offer_id":55303399276930,"sku":"","price":229.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/A405D629-814C-4A49-81E4-265BF8322258.jpg?v=1757605177"},{"product_id":"re-worked-cashmere-frill-top","title":"Useless Re-worked Cashmere Frill Top","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless \u003c\/em\u003eCashmere Frill Top\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCream Cashmere Top with rainbow frill along breast line leading up to shoulders. 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All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55330260877698,"sku":null,"price":149.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/1C424DF9-0FC5-4ED7-B543-A8EDDD509230.jpg?v=1750866704"},{"product_id":"new-drop-white-t-blue-blue-embroidery-pink-orange-tab","title":"Useless White T Blue\/Blue Embroidery + Pink\/Orange Tab","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Embroidered Motif T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDead stock 70s white T which features the Useless motif embroidered to the front together with the signature double tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: XS-S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 5 11\" and size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton. Cool wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55358645272962,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/0CE33214-CE46-43F9-928B-E4403200DB5B.jpg?v=1751546782"},{"product_id":"new-drop-white-t-red-yellow-useless-crap-embroidery","title":"Useless White T + Red\/Yellow 'Useless Crap' Embroidery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Embroidered Motif T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDead stock 70s white T which features the Useless motif embroidered to the front together with the signature double tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: XS-S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 5 11\" and size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton. Cool wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55358648320386,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/C5D9404C-2759-4FEE-B07B-59981D1424EA.jpg?v=1751546567"},{"product_id":"new-drop-white-t-with-green-orange-neck-embroidery","title":"Useless White T with Green\/Orange Neck Embroidery","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUseless Embroidered Motif T\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDead stock 70s white T which features the Useless motif embroidered to the front together with the signature double tab.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: XS-S\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eModel is 5 11\" and size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton. Cool wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55358751441282,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/F48B0F67-8275-423E-9AF6-B80581154CFD.jpg?v=1751548313"},{"product_id":"new-drop-appliqued-useless-v-neck","title":"Useless Appliqued 'Useless' V Neck","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e70s d\u003c\/em\u003eead stock white V-neck with machine-appliqued Useless letters to the front and sports-style '67' appliqued numbers to the back. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: UK XS-M. Model is 5 11\" and wears a S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. All Useless pieces are unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 degree wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55359298503042,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/D9DE70C5-6D00-4482-94AE-832F9BF82C79.jpg?v=1751552840"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-pale-levis-gingham-patch","title":"Useless Upcycled Pale Levis + Gingham Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabulous pair of pale vintage Levi's reimagined with zig zag embroidery across the back yoke and front pocket. Features a gingham patch tot the back waist. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest fit: denim size XS-M depending on how you wish to wear them. Model is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100%. cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCool Wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55359318032770,"sku":null,"price":199.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0037\/3842\/files\/white-IMG_4536.jpg?v=1757334419"},{"product_id":"new-drop-upcycled-appliqued-blue-s-s-sweat","title":"Useless Upcycled Appliqued Blue S\/S Sweat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCutting the crap and keeping it circular, Useless uses only what already exists - vintage and dead stock - to create highly desirable pieces which are low on impact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIndividually upcycled, each piece is lovingly created and uniquely designed in our London Studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eReturns increase our footprint so please keep and enjoy or gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAppliqued 'Useless' letter patches to the front of this navy short sleeve sweat create an unmissable upcycled piece for your forever wardrobe.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBest fit: UK6-12 depending on bagginess required. Model is 5 11\" and a size S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust one available. 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